I JUST DROPPED MY STRAIGHTENER IN THE SINK HELP WHAT DO I DO
I PULLED IT OUT BUT NOW ITS MAKING DEMON NOISES
IM AFRAID TO UNPLUG IT WHAT IF IT SHOCKS ME
IM GONNA UNPLUG IT HERE GOES
I UNPLUGGED IT BUT ITS STILL MAKING DEMON SOUNDS
your url makes a disturbing amount of sense right now.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS I ALMOST DIED
Why is your sink full of that much water to begin with?
science side of tumblr? explain?
levitate egg sackiatoo
yeah okay thanks hp fandom
the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.
Thank you science side
please stop tagging your dorito hate in the doritos tag
why are you in the doritos tag
why arent you in the doritos tag
why is there hate in the doritos tag
why is there a doritos tag
he has a neanderthal ass head. and i would let him headbutt me into unconsciousness while he hits it from the side. i would let him pop my knees out the joint and break my elbows then sling me across the room so i can hit the corners and fly in slow motion like the dvd logo when you put a movie on pause for too long. i would let him literally eat me out. he could just stick a fork in my right pussy lip and i would giggle like it’s some mild foreplay. i would walk around with bites of my body missing like them damn chocolate filled krave cereals just so everyone know i’m his fuckin boo.
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
Wanna play the question game? ;)