this is my favorite photo of john green <333
this is Steve Buscemi on an episode of 30 Rock… not John Green
I don’t mean to embarrass you but you’re totally completely wrong
also, there is absolutely no show by the name “30 Rock” since it’s illegal for television shows in America to begin with numbers I can’t believe you didn’t know that lmao idiot
Hmm really? There’s 8 Simple Rules (for dating my teenage daughter) and 90210.
The writers for 8 Simple Rules got arrested and they’re currently in jail for even attempting to give a show that title and the creator of 90210 got deported and is on the FBI’s most wanted list for creating a show entirely with numbers how do you not know THAT lmao you are way too stupid to be on a computer
Asked by itsgayerinenochian
How many Freudian analysts does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
2. 1 to screw in the lightbulb and the other to hold the penis.
I MEANT LADDER!
I know everyone always says “take photoshop away from me” with these kinds of things but
Jon Risinger posted outtakes from the Surgeons In Space: Deep Space Doctors outtakes so I had to make some official cinematic versions of their parody poses.
also I put my watermarks like right in the middle but i swear if you steal/repost i will find you and eat your first born child
This is exactly what I wanted to come of these.
Asked by mobywhite
I get to take pictures at the office because I created this clever ruse where I spent the entirety of my life working on my artistic skills and graphic design abilities which then helped me trick Rooster Teeth into hiring me because I made some shirt designs for them that sold really well and spent roughly 8 months of hard work building a successful business relationship with the company. What a bunch of chumps, am I right?
And if you want my advice, make sure you hit the shutter button when you’re taking pictures. Whenever I hit other buttons the camera refuses to take pictures. Go figure.
Fuckin John the sass guy.